jokes

story 1
son : mom....when i was on the bus with dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
mom: well son, you have done the right thing. how kind of you!
son : but mom...i was sitting on daddy's lap.

story 2
ah seng, the crazy Singaporean.
why did ah seng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
because below 18 is not allowed!

story 3
ah seng talks to a long distance telephone operator.
ah seng : could you please tell me the time difference between taipei and las vegas?
operator : just a minute...
ah seng : ok, thank you...(ang puts down the phone)

story 4
ah seng wants to buy a TV set. he goes to a shop.
ah seng : do you have a color TV?
salesman : yes!
ah seng: gives me a green one, please.

story5
a chinese man walked into a bar in america late one night and he saw steven spielberg, the world reown fil director. as he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over to him and asked for his autograph. instead, spielberg gave him a tight slap and said, " you chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour. get out oh here!" the astonished chinese man replied, "it was not the chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour. it was the japanese!." "CHINESE, JAPANESE, TAIWANESE....you are all the same!!!." in return, the chinese man gave spielberg a slap and said "you sank the titanic. my forefathers were on the ship." shocked, spielberg replied,"it was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me!!!!." the chinese man replied, " ICEBERG, SPIELBERG, CARLSBERG...you're all the same!!!." ^,^